Hey people younger than me.
1.) Your new music is mostly bullshit. Your favorite band isn't awesome just because no one has ever heard of them. Your favorite band isn't unique, they just blow.
2.) Stop tattooing stars on yourself. It's fucking asinine, and it makes you look like an emo piece of shit.
3.) Fuck your macbooks and all that other shit. Yeah, I understand that macs are 10 x's better than pcs. You know why? Because you wont shut your fucking mouth about it every time you get the opportunity to blab on about it.
4.) Turn down the non-conformity bro. It's not as awesome and unique as you think it is. You know why? Because today, non-conformity and uniqueness isn't unique. Everybody is doing it. That makes it boring as fuck. And by the way, you're not a non-conformist just because you have star tattoos and listen to really shitty music. You're just an idiot.
Now go take a bunch of photos at odd angles with your lips puckered and complain about how much life sucks even though your parents are rich. I know you really don't care about how they treat you, they've got money, and luckily for you: you don't know what you'd do without myspace.
ASSHOLES.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
NBA Finals 2008
What can I say? I'm a sucker for sports. My girlfriend will never understand it, and I can't explain it beyond, "Sports rule." At any point in the year, I have something that can glue me to the television. Right now, I can watch my Cubs lead the league in wins and completely roll with 9 wins in a row. Then when they're not on, I can look forward to the upcoming matchup between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA Finals. I'm not a fan of either team, but I can't deny myself watching the playoffs in just about any sport. It's just so intense and....damn. Just a man's dream.
Anyways, what else is going on. My Xbox 360 (p.s - did I mention video games rule too?) got the red rings of death, but since I'm such an awesome mother fucker and got the product replacement warranty at Best Buy, I promptly took that shit in and got a brand new box. And now, it's time to get in a few games of NBA 2k8 before work.
Anyways, what else is going on. My Xbox 360 (p.s - did I mention video games rule too?) got the red rings of death, but since I'm such an awesome mother fucker and got the product replacement warranty at Best Buy, I promptly took that shit in and got a brand new box. And now, it's time to get in a few games of NBA 2k8 before work.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Crazy
So I talked to my dad (Who lives in Des Moines) the other day. He says he's thinking about moving back to Vietnam. It's weird to hear your father talk casually about what would more than likely be the end of his relationship with his son. I'm not saying he's a bad guy, and I suppose that it would make him happier being with the rest of his family, and I suppose that would, in turn, make me happy as well.
Also, he says things often along the lines of, "It wont be that much longer." That kind of stuff makes me pretty upset, as it seems as every touchy subject is just a daily occurrence to him. He tries to reassure me by telling me about all the things I'll get when he goes (car, money, etc...) but I don't really think he understands that I'm not that type of dude. My family on my Dad's side is such a dark cloud. What I know I could make an E! true story about. It's a touchy subject, but since nobody really reads this, I suppose I could write about it in my next post or something. For right now though, I'm pretty tired.
Also, he says things often along the lines of, "It wont be that much longer." That kind of stuff makes me pretty upset, as it seems as every touchy subject is just a daily occurrence to him. He tries to reassure me by telling me about all the things I'll get when he goes (car, money, etc...) but I don't really think he understands that I'm not that type of dude. My family on my Dad's side is such a dark cloud. What I know I could make an E! true story about. It's a touchy subject, but since nobody really reads this, I suppose I could write about it in my next post or something. For right now though, I'm pretty tired.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Finally
A day off! So I'm chillin at the house now, just relaxing and enjoying my first day off in a week or so. I suppose I'm not hustlin' every day like the blog title would indicate but whatever. Fuck off.
So shit, what am I going to do today? Get some food, kick it with the misses when she gets off. Other than that, I don't feel like doing a god damn thing today.
A lot of people say that if they won the lottery, they wouldn't quit their job because they'd get bored. Well fuck that shit, because I could really do this every day; and if I won a huge jackpot, I could invent shit to do. Free weekend? Fuck it, I'm going to Australia for breakfast and I'll be in Hawaii for dinner. Private jets, bitch.
The only problem is I'll never win the lottery because I never play it. So I'm going to go ahead and bank on getting really lucky and finding out I'm really talented at something that suddenly goes pro (Like professional black-hair-having).
Whatever. I'm going to go sit around and watch TV for a long time. We'll see if it ever gets boring.
So shit, what am I going to do today? Get some food, kick it with the misses when she gets off. Other than that, I don't feel like doing a god damn thing today.
A lot of people say that if they won the lottery, they wouldn't quit their job because they'd get bored. Well fuck that shit, because I could really do this every day; and if I won a huge jackpot, I could invent shit to do. Free weekend? Fuck it, I'm going to Australia for breakfast and I'll be in Hawaii for dinner. Private jets, bitch.
The only problem is I'll never win the lottery because I never play it. So I'm going to go ahead and bank on getting really lucky and finding out I'm really talented at something that suddenly goes pro (Like professional black-hair-having).
Whatever. I'm going to go sit around and watch TV for a long time. We'll see if it ever gets boring.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
1st post!
What's up world. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Dan. I'm a 22 year old college student who lives in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I'm originally from Des Moines, Iowa. I go to school at South Dakota State University and I'm majoring in English with an emphasis on journalism.
Summer started not too long ago, and I'm just trying to focus on getting money for next year and to catch up on my bills. I bought a new turtle and named him Speedy Cla-Cla-Cla-Claxton! If I had a camera I'd post a picture of him. He's a 2 year old Red Eared Slider.
Other than that, I really don't know what to say for this first post. I'll post again when I have something interesting to say. Peace.
Summer started not too long ago, and I'm just trying to focus on getting money for next year and to catch up on my bills. I bought a new turtle and named him Speedy Cla-Cla-Cla-Claxton! If I had a camera I'd post a picture of him. He's a 2 year old Red Eared Slider.
Other than that, I really don't know what to say for this first post. I'll post again when I have something interesting to say. Peace.
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